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The Series of Events Leading to DeSean Jaccson’s Unceremonious Release from the Redskins Began Today
By Kyle Scott
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The Redskins suck. They suck so bad that they lost 27-7 to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who [spits on finger, puts it in the air to gauge wind speed and direction] yep, they suck, too. Some fantasy talking head on YouTube convinced me to draft RGIII and Pierre Garcon as a high-reward combo on Draft Kings yesterday. Thanks, jackass. I should’ve known better, because the Redskins suck. On Redskins Postgame Live, former Eagle and Redskin Brian Mitchell explained how much they suck, via ThaCover2.com:
“Embarrassing. This is atrocious. It’s despicable. It’s pathetic. I think it’s asinine.”
“I see a lot of players blaming media and everybody else and running around as if they won the damn Super Bowl somewhere.”
“This team has SUCKED over the last few years. And as a former player I’m embarrassed to watch this junk over and over again.”
“Play some damn football, you sucked on the field today. And you know who you are.”
And all that sucking has DeSean Jaccson beginning the process of his eventual release from the Redskins. This morning he instantly grammed:
Glad to see that’s going well.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.