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The Tush Push Vote Will Be Tabled Until May Because the Scumbag Cowardly Owners Didn’t Have Enough Votes to Ban It

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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The Tush Push ban has been tabled until May. Why? Because the NFL owners didn’t have the votes and the ones against it will have to do some wheeling and dealing behind the scenes to get this thing banned:

Listen I think the NFL owners would be smart to ban the Tush Push. It’s leveling the playing field. If the Eagles were on the other side of the ball and couldn’t stop it I’d want them to vote against it too. It’s just embarrassing to watch all of this unfold. I like my powerful people to decide the fate of the nation in the shadows right under our noses. Watching it play out publicly is humiliating for the league. It REEKS of fraudulence. Instead of having a vote they tabled it until May so the owners can grease the palms of the ones that support it. I miss the days when billionaires had honor and integrity. Whatever happened to dropping bags or bribing people in an abandoned car garage or private lounge in the back of the country club? What kind of billionaires are they letting in the NFL right now? There are too many loose ends. Act like you’ve bought off an official before you absolute rookies.

This just solidifies what we all knew. The NFL is a dictatorship ran by a couple of powerful tyrants. We’re talking about swing votes like it’s fucking Congress deciding a bill and not a guy getting his tush pushed:

All I know is Jeffrey Lurie better get something out of this. A Super Bowl when he builds that new stadium at the least.

They hate us, cause they ain’t us:

Kyle Pagan
Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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