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This Is Doug Pederson Appliance Shopping

By Kyle Scott

Published: Jan 7th, 2017 · 2:07 PM EST

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What kind of appliance guy do we think he is? Reader (@AdioBRoyster) says Maytag– I kind of agree. Old-school reliable with sneaky innovation but pretty much laughed at by modern consumers even though its slow, methodical spin cycle will get your clothes clean once in a while. Someone else said Bosch, which is literally the furthest thing from Doug– a high-end brand with flair that’s maybe a little bit cuckoo. That’s Pete Carroll.

Just for fun:

Whirlpool: Mike Tomlin– black and yellow color scheme with consistently solid performance, always runs.

LG: Jack Del Rio– a lot of style, but usually disappointing.

Amana: Gus Bradley– just bad.

Jenn-Air: Chip Kelly– acts like its a foreign brand and is way too exotic for its own good, laughed at by the real luxury brands.

Kenmore Elite: Bruce Arians– upscale and under appreciated, but it’s on the downslide.

GE: John Harbaugh– well-known, has its ups and downs, but is ultimately reliable and a strong brand.

Electrolux: Mike McCarthy– often maligned, but still around and better than you think.

Thermador: Bill Belichick– the absolute best.

I’m sure there are some others