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This Video of Giants RB Cam Skattebo Trying to Name NFL Greats Will Make You Feel Old
By Kyle Pagan
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Hey Cam Skattebo, how does it feel to know zero about ball dude?
God that video made me feel ancient. I was rattling those off one by one. Yelling at my phone “Calvin Johnson! It’s Calvin Johnson!” I mean, how does he not immediately know that Brett Favre picture? Even if he was born years after it was photographed the #1 pick Baker Mayfield brought it back into the zeitgeist. What was he doing during the heyday of Marques Colston? Did he not play fantasy football as a kid? Colston was a BEAST til Skattebo was like 10. The only one I’ll give him a pass on is Golden Tate. Wasn’t even the best wide receiver on his team during those Seahawks years and I don’t even remember his year in Philly if we’re being honest.
I can’t lie, this makes me even more nervous to go against Skattebo for years to come in the NFC East. Something tells me this dude ate, slept, and dreamed ball. He’s one of those dudes that never actually watched football growing up because his dad had him in the backyard on Sundays flipping tires and doing gassers. It was all ball, all the time. Then again, maybe that “run through a motherfucker’s face” playing style doesn’t translate to success in the league. We might’ve just watched the early stages of developing CTE. That dude couldn’t even remember he brought up Darren Sproles five minutes before the bit.
Man it sucks the Giants got Cam Skattebo. I loved that guy last year, but the second he got drafted by the New York Giants he became a bust. It’s like Abdul Carter becoming the biggest Giants fan in the world now that they sign his checks. Sorry Cam, you stink and you know zero ball. Boom roasted. And you can’t even ride The Great White at Morey’s Pier. Boom. Double Roasted.
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com