Eagles

“Unfortunately it Happened,” Says Kevin Patullo After House Egging Perpetrated by Rat Bastards

By Kevin Kinkead

Published: Dec 3rd, 2025 · 3:42 PM EST

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A handful of crumb bums egged Kevin Patullo’s house after Da Bears loss, and the Eagles’ offensive coordinator was asked about it at his midweek press conference:

Kevin Patullo: “We all know that part of our job is to handle criticism, and so it's perfectly acceptable to sit up here and talk about what's going on, how to fix it, what we're going to do going forward, and we know that. But when it involves your family, it obviously crosses… pic.twitter.com/uuwhgEsQXx

— Zach Berman (@ZBerm) December 3, 2025

Full quote:

“At this point we’re ready to focus on winning the game. Unfortunately it happened. I’ve been here for five years now and it’s been awesome. This is such a unique place to coach and play. It’s very special. We’ve been to two NFC Championship Games, we’ve won at Lincoln Financial Field, a Super Bowl, the parade. It’s an amazing atmosphere for a coach and player. And as coaches, and players, we all know that part of our job is to handle criticism, and so it’s perfectly acceptable to sit up here and talk about what’s going on, how to fix it, what we’re going to do going forward, and we know that. But when it involves your family, it obviously crosses a line. And so, that happened, and at this point we just gotta move on. We’re trying to win. That’s all we wanna do is focus, whether it’s my family, the team, all we’re trying to do together is focus on this week. We have a long week, which has been good to have an extra day of preparation (for the Chargers)”

More or less. Be passionate, but don’t be a doucher. Stay away from the guy’s house and his family.

It seems like Patullo moved on quickly from the whole thing, which is all you can really do, but wouldn’t it be quite the turn of events if Big Dom tracked down the little rat bastards like Randy Quaid from Christmas Vacation, tied them up, and delivered them to NovaCare? “Yes officer, it seems my husband’s been abducted. The man was wearing a blue leisure suit.. He was a huge, beastly, bulging man!”