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Video: Jon Dorenbos Almost Got Simon to Crack on America’s Got Talent Last Night

Kyle Scott

By Kyle Scott

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Impressive card-trickery again from Dorenbos, whose quick hands play owner to the tightest handshake grip on the planet. Easy four yesses for the long snapper here, even if NBC’s hyper-editing made it even further impossible to discern what the hell he just did. This is why I can’t watch America’s Got Talent— the editing. I know all reality shows are, obviously, heavily-edited to the max, but I can’t get past the fake clapping here. At least America Idol relied on genuine reactions. AGT and The Voice mess with the space-time continuum so much that I always feel like I just stepped out of an outpatient procedure under a local anesthetic that took place in a time warp wrapped in a black hole with basic cable. It makes sitcom laugh tracks seem organic and natural. WHY ARE THE CRESCENDOS MISPLACED?!?!?!

Kyle Scott

Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.

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