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UPDATE: We’re Screwed
By Kyle Scott
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Philadelphia Eagles contingent at Senior Bowl. pic.twitter.com/xGmyWdAE9d
— Kutztown University Athletics (@KUGoldenBears) January 25, 2017
OHHHHHH SHIT. BIG SEXIES COMING THROUGH.
In how many photos is Howie Roseman the coolest guy in the shot? I imagine this is the only one. Doug, Crusher, that shirt, bro. The wind-swept cling to the gut, complete with belly button hole (he’s an innie). The untucked oversized polo with tight jeans. Then again, he could be dressed like Jeffrey Lurie, who is a fanny pack away from being a middle-aged dad at Disney World. I can’t even with this photo. What shred of confidence I had left that these three men (HANDS-ON OWNER) could lead the Eagles to the promised land has just been shattered. No man, or men, in those jeans and polos can turn around an NFL franchise. It’s not happening. Not even Spuds framing Doug as Crusher can change my mind:
Head coach Doug Pederson at the Senior Bowl pic.twitter.com/iMBSFExfO0
— Dave Spadaro (@EaglesInsider) January 25, 2017
UPDATE: Doug Pederson is literally the water boy:
Based on the contents of Pederson's bag, the #eagles are shopping for bottled water here at the @seniorbowl . pic.twitter.com/EIpz8ujngV
— Mike Tanier (@MikeTanier) January 25, 2017
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.