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Who Left Their Eagles-Themed Cocaine in the Florida Keys?

Kevin Kinkead

By Kevin Kinkead

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Go Birds!

CBS:In a separate social media post, the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office said that “mariners in a private vessel found a package containing approximately 21 individually wrapped kilograms of suspected cocaine.” Officials said the drugs, which were found in the water about 7 miles off Islamorada, Florida, on Saturday, were handed over to U.S. Border Patrol agents. A photo released by the sheriff’s office showed a package of the suspected cocaine emblazoned with an image of a bald eagle.”

Looks like a generic image of an Eagle, but for the sake of the post we’re gonna assume the drug traffickers have the Birds going all the way. Kenny Pickett steps in for the injured Jalen Hurts and uses his small hands to drop dimes all over the field. He leads the Eagles to their second ring in seven seasons.

You don’t see a Dallas star on the packaging, do you? Didn’t think so.

Go Birds!

Kevin Kinkead

Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com

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