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Your WIP Uncle is Going to be So Confused When He Finds Out Joe Buck is Defending the Eagles and the Tush Push
By Kyle Pagan
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It’s been quite the last couple of weeks for your WIP Uncle. That Facebook app has been staring at him like the Green Goblin mask. He’s been attached to the screen more than Brian Johnson in 2023. Between defending the Tush Push, reading every conspiracy theory surrounding Charlie Kirk, and raging against Jimmy Kimmel, he now has Joe Buck defending the Eagles and the shove. His processor must sound like an overheated laptop:
JOE BUCK!?! DEFENDING THE EAGLES?!?! IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!
Growing up in my house it went Joe Buck, the Cowboys, Al Qaeda in that order. Now our most hated adversary is defending our honor? That’s gotta be too much for Unc to handle at this point. His family is going to have to wipe the mainframe clean (give him a Miller High Life and turn on Invincible). Maybe don’t even show him this clip for fear his body starts convulsing. Get a Bad Call Brick in his hand immediately to calm him down.
Joe Buck hates the Eagles. Everyone in Philly knows that. He’s constantly rooting for the other team. Every time a call goes against the Eagles the octaves in his voice rise a little bit because of his excitement. Every time he gets to call an Eagles/Cowboys game the producers have to stop him from painting his face silver and blue. Remember how annoyed he was in the 2002 NFC Championship when Brian Mitchell almost took it to the house? I do:
[Highlight] Brian Mitchell takes the opening kickoff to the Bucs’ 25 (2002 NFC Championship)
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The only thing Joe Buck hates more than the Philadelphia Eagles is Randy Moss fake mooning the Packers crowd:
Al Michaels, on the other hand, just became the new public enemy #1 in this city:
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com