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CTV Shows Restraint and Subtlety in Claude Giroux Arrest Story

Jim Adair

By Jim Adair

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Wait, did I say subtlety? Just kidding, they called it a “sexual assault” in the headline and used a picture of Giroux rocking a pretty hardcore molestache to illustrate their point. Still, no charges were filed. Meanwhile, the Flyers are still “[withholding] making any further comment,” also known as pacing around the offices trying to put together a statement totally devoid of butt puns. They’re behind on this whole thing and need to just drop everything and get right up in it.

Jim Adair

When he's not writing about sports here or ranting about them on Twitter, Jim is probably watching X-Files on Netflix or drinking a beer somewhere. Jim has nothing against hockey, it's just not his style. He once met Duce Staley at a Sixers game.

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