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Keith Olbermann vs. Frank Seravalli Added to UFC White House Card

By Kevin Kinkead

Published: Feb 25th, 2026 · 3:00 PM EST

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This made me laugh:

The vitriol level is a 10 out of 10. Olbermann has the gloves off before the puck is even dropped, calling Philly guy Seravalli a “fraudulent, preening, uninformed, hypocritical fat fuck.” He hits Seravalli with a four-pejorative combo and then finishes with an ad hominem upper cut. Frank pivots with a right hook, calling Olbermann a “crazy wannabe mouthpiece for the intolerant left,” and then I’m hoping that’s a Notorious BIG joke at the end there, but I honestly have no clue.

I was kind of hoping that Seravalli would hit Olbermann with the bleach tweet. Remember that one? This was one of the most savage replies that social media has ever seen:

God damn!

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What’s important now is building out the card for the UFC White House event, which is scheduled for Sunday, June 14th. Here are some of the rumored bouts:

• Justin Gaethje vs. Ilia Topuria (lightweight title fight)
• Frank Seravalli vs. Keith Olbermann
• Devan Kaney vs. Bryce Harper
• Howard Eskin vs. spelling and grammar
• Alycia Lane vs. Larry Mendte and a New York cop (special 1v2 fight)
• Sheetz vs. Wawa
• Jess Castellanos vs. Matt Gelb
• John Bolaris vs. basically any other meteorologist
• Josh Harris vs. the luxury tax
• Marcus Hayes vs. Joel Embiid (catchweight bout)
• angry Flyers Twitter vs. Flyers beat writers
• Paul Bissonette vs. “fucking moron” Flyers fans
• Jack Fritz vs. The Philly Captain
• Matvei Michkov vs. Rick Tocchet
• Dallas Cowboys fans vs. reality
• some Irish guy from Fishtown vs. some Italian guy from South Philly
• Tony Escargot vs. John Garbarino (winner takes all cannolis)

What a card! Olbermann fighting at the White House? Incredible.