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Patrick Kane Stuck in Suspended Disbelief
By Kyle Scott
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Oh, kind of like us during the few seconds after he slid our wants and desires in between Leighton's legs and into the corner of the net.
The Stanley Cup winner got stuck atop of a fire truck ladder with said trophy today in Buffalo. The Chicago Tribune's Chris Kuc (@chriskuc) reported that Kane was stranded high above the ground for about 20 minutes. Fire technicians fixed the ladder and Kane and the most coveted trophy in the history of sports landed safely. They then went into a local bar.
I don't like you, Patrick Kane.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.