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Torts with a Good Toilet Seat Quote
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"You look at Frosty. I still think he's up and down like a toilet seat," John Tortorella said of 23-year-old Morgan Frost.
— Giana Han (@giana_jade) November 29, 2022
Well that’s quite the analogy! Toilet seats do indeed go up and down, though I’m not sure it’s the most flattering comparison to make. In the case of Morgan Frost, however, it’s accurate. He’s only logged one goal and one assist in the month of November, despite increased ice time over the last two weeks or so. He’s certainly gonna get the opportunity to contribute since the Flyers are so depleted with injuries.
By the way, you know how women always say you have to leave the toilet seat down? Why is the burden on us? Why shouldn’t they leave the toilet seat up? Is this a one-way street or a two-way street? A question for the philosophers, or maybe the plumber.
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com