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Giants Fans Left the Home Opener in the 3rd Quarter

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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It got so bad at MetLife that Giants fans rather beat the traffic in the third quarter than watch Daniel Jones take another snap on a football field:

There is no team I will be relishing in their demise more this year than the New York Giants. Not even the Dallas Cowboys. After spending the entire summer listening to their fans tell us Saquon was washed and watching Joe Schoen act like the smartest guy in the room on Hard Knocks nothing makes me happier than this team getting their doors blown off by Sam Darnold. Brian Daboll could be coaching for his and Schoen’s job next week.

What a horrible 72 hours for Giants fans. First, you have to watch your franchise player score three touchdowns for your division rival. Then you have to watch the guy they gave all his money to do things like this:

But he kept his beard! HE KEPT THE BEARD!

The Giants had as many points in the first half as Saquon had touchdowns on Friday.

Giants fans totally don’t miss Saquon though. Do not accuse them of missing Saquon:

Get me a camera on John Mara IMMEDIATELY!

P.S. The Vikings fans have pillaged MetLife:

Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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