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Mad Dog Gets Absolutely Dominated by a Chair on First Take
By Kyle Pagan
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Follow me now. THE. ABSOLUTE. BEST. 2. HOURS. EVERY. SINGLE. WEDNESDAY.
If you aren’t watching First Take every Wednesday when Stephen A and Chris “Mad Dog” Russo are going toe to toe, then what are you doing? Mad Dog getting bungled by his chair while trying to make an Aaron Rodgers point is the best thing ESPN has done in a decade:
Chair – 1️⃣ @MadDogUnleashed – 0️⃣ pic.twitter.com/FztQ9pwnyL
— First Take (@FirstTake) March 9, 2022
“Wassamatterwittachair!”
Mad Dog is just making up his own language.
How has ESPN not given the Mad Dog a blank check to appear on First Take five days a week? I don’t care that I can’t understand every fourth word the Mad Dog unleashes. It’s equal parts car wreck equal parts like watching the Wimbledon final. Forehand Stephen A., Mad Dog with the backhand return. Stephen A. calls himself “Mr. Philly.” Not so fast my friend! The Mad Dog was offered the 10-1 shift back in 1987:
— Eliot Shorr-Barks (@Eliotshorrbarks) March 9, 2022
Back and forth. Back and forth. Let’s mix in JJ Redick to keep their takes both in check and we have TV gold. Poor Molly doesn’t stand a chance.
“Brady. MonTANA!” –
Mad Dog and Stephen A talking about immortal QBs is as electric as you’d expect. Appointment television. pic.twitter.com/4eHgCsTwvB
— Casey Halpern (@CaseyHalp) March 9, 2022
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com