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Get this Penn State Porta Potty a Training Camp Invite
By Kyle Pagan
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You can never have enough linebacker depth:
My goodness, look at that downhill speed! Look at the way that port-o-john lined up his target, planted his feet, and tackled through the ball carrier! (Kinkead: good pad level) He almost took out two people at once. Someone get Howie on the horn immediately because we have one more UDFA for him. How did this guy sneak under the radar when he was right in our backyard? He should’ve gotten the #11 instead of Abdul Carter. Not even Jax Ulbrich would prank call this kid out of fear.
What’s up with the weather in Happy Valley recently? Were there always tornados and gusts of wind that were throwing porta pottys into intramural refs? I feel like when I had buddies there we never heard about these biblical weather events. It’s so bad it took down an entire road’s power lines and left thousands without electricity on and off campus:
…then again around 2011 there were other headlines dominating State College so maybe these types just got buried.
Still, don’t say Penn State students aren’t resourceful. Power is out and classes might be cancelled, so what do you do? Go to the bars of course:
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com