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BE STILL MY HEART! RUBEN AMARO DANCING TO UPTOWN GIRL
By Kyle Scott
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WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?! Oh how the mighty have fallen! From the board room to… the goddamn stage at some Red Sox winter event… here’s Ruben Amaro and fellow Red Sox players and coaches (Ruben is the unimportant one who will coach first) doing lip sync battle to Uptown Girl. This, more than anything, is a visual representation of Ruben’s final three years in Philly– just flailing and mis-timed tomfoolery:
Side note: Why don’t his hands touch? WHY CAN’T HE CLAP?! WHHHHHHATTTTT IS WRONG WITH HIS ARMMMMMS?!?!?!?!!
via NJ.com, Over The Monster
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.