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Brett Myers’ Greatest Hits
By Kyle Scott
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Yeah, they're all gone.
This doesn't even include his wife, heyyo!
Brett Myers is making his triumphant (?) return to Philly tonight with the Houston Phillies, er, Astros. We decided to compile some of his better moments from YouTube, so you could relive the awesomeness that is Brett Myers.
Enjoy.
Video 1- In this episode, Brett calls a reporter a retard.
More after the jump.
Video 2- The one where Brett Myers' wife won't kiss his stinky cigar breath.
Video 3- In this installment, Brett Myers draws an epic walk.
Video 4- In this episode, Brett Myers tells a fan to "fuck off."
Video 5- Brett Myers punks Kyle Kendrick.
Video 6- Brett Myers wins the NL East.
Video 7- Brett Myers misquotes Lou Gehrig.
What was your favorite Brett Myers moment?
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.