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Dom Brown’s Swinging Stick is Scorching the Earth
By Kyle Scott
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Dom Brown’s swinging member knows no bounds. Eventually, it’s going to kill someone, or it’s going to get him killed (with a fastball to the neck). But for now, let’s enjoy it as Dom Brown goes all Les Grossman on Major League Baseball. So whatever you’re thinking, you better think again because otherwise I’m going to have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you. You’re going to have to call the fucking United Nations to get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you. I will fuck you up!
Video of Brown burning things last night.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.