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Fan Drawings Single Handedly Set Race Relations Back 50 Years, Prove Kids Can’t Spell
By Kyle Scott
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We did a little digging around MyPhl17's Fan Spotlight and came across these pictures from a young Phillies fan… and this kid was the winner.
We'll start with the drawing above, can someone please tell me why the fuck Gary Matthews looks like the original Aunt Jemima?
And I'm not even going to touch on what Shane Victorino, who is now apparently a Mexican magician, shot all over Ryan Howard's face. It's not pie folks.
Here's his depiction of the broadcast team:
Don't drink from my water fountain, Mathues
That's not even fon-et-i-call-lee correct. At least he got Wheeler's toupee in there.
Seriously, can we pay teachers a little bit more, please?
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.