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Hey, Now You Too Can F$%k in Pat Burrell’s Old Condo!
By Kyle Scott
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Today's featured real estate listing:
Pat the Bat’s Penthouse unit is a 3 bedroom 3/1 bath listed at 4,327 sq ft. Here are some of it’s many unique features, courtesy of Prudential Fox & Roach Realtors-Walnut:
- Dual spiral staircases leading to separate in home dual workspaces.
- Top of the line kitchen with Sub Zero & Wolf stainless steel appliances and black granite counters.
- Floating stairs guide you to the master suite with custom bed, oversized shower and Jacuzzi tub.
- Separate laundry room.
That's right, if you have roughly $3 million lying around, this lovely, three bedroom, three bath condo can be yours. I would, however, highly recommend giving the floors, walls, windows, and stairway railings (don't ask) a once over with bleach and repentance. Ya know, just to be safe.
More on the Atacan Group's website. Video tour… hither.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.