Phillies

Jose Reyes’ Rap Video is About as Incoherent as You Would Expect

By Kyle Scott

Published: Jul 18th, 2011 · 12:36 PM EDT

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Somewhere, Chris Wheeler is locked in a closet with a roll of paper towels and this video playing on an endless loop.

I think Jose Reyes' new jam, No Hay Amigo, safely solves the age-old debate "who is a better rapper, Lou Williams or Jose Reyes?" Reyes may have the on-field prowess, but Lou Will has the lyrical stylings. At least we found out that he didn't get laid until after he made $1 million (what's that tell you, Lou?). Reyes, on the other hand, this: [via MetsBlog]

There he says that: Youre bad i know it and in your face i can notice that you want to hang out with just for the money. Then he says : Where were you when i practice hungry and spent a week with the same shirt.

 

Second translation: You weren't my friend until I had money. What a novel concept for a rap song.

via Big League Stew