Phillies

Kyle Schwarber Already Two Chapters Deep in the Bryce Harper Book of Pandering

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Mar 21st, 2022 · 2:03 PM EDT

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Kyle Schwarber had his press conference out of Clearwooder on Monday morning and was of course asked what he looks forward to on his trips to Philly:

New #Phillies slugger Kyle Schwarber says he always looked forward to his trip to Philly for 2 reasons.
1. Hitting in the ballpark.
2. Eating cheesesteaks

— Rob Maaddi (@RobMaaddi) March 21, 2022

Official decision from the Pander Patrol:

https://t.co/WezGac4rdt pic.twitter.com/5kLFfFLFG4

— The Wooderboys (@wooderboys) March 21, 2022

Cheesesteaks baby! The Holy Grail of the Pander Patrol. Good to see Bryce Harper shipped Kyle Schwarber his book on pandering so he could bang out a couple chapters while his wife was in labor:

Kyle Schwarber is in the clubhouse. He said that his wife Paige gave birth hours after he reached a deal with the #Phillies, so they didn’t have much time to celebrate (lol). But Paige and the baby — Kade — are healthy and everyone is excited for this next chapter.

— Alex Coffey (@byalexcoffey) March 21, 2022

“Hold on a sec hunny.”

*scribbles* Cheesesteaks. Blue Collar. World Series.

Look at the focus and determination to make sure he didn’t screw it up this morning:

He’s even adding new rallying cries:

“I’m in the business of winning games. This team is a very good ballclub. We are built to win and go deep into the playoffs. That’s what you look for. I’ve only won in my career. It’s an addictive feeling. This is definitely a place I was looking forward to be”

-Kyle Schwarber pic.twitter.com/ROHuGn25UM

— John Clark (@JClarkNBCS) March 21, 2022

“I’m in the business of winning games.”

That’s one I haven’t heard before. Bryce was definitely in the back taking notes. Gonna get that one over to Random House and get some new copies to the fellas before Opening Day.