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Matthew Clemmens Pleads Guilty
By Kyle Scott
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You remember Matthew Clemmens, he's the guy who puked on a little girl. That was pre-tasing, so it seems like a while ago.
Anyway, he pled guilty today to simple assault and will be sentenced on June 30th, likely to probation.
Did anyone expect him to plead anything other than guilty? Like what could possibly be your defense when 50 people saw you stick your fingers down your throat and throw up on a child?
"It wasn't what it looked like your honor, she came at me with a foam finger."
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.