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Mets Fans Are a Disgusting Breed
By Kyle Pagan
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High-70s at the start of the game, walking a mile from your car, up multiple flights of stairs to get to your seats, baking in the sun for half of it, and surrounded by a bunch of sweaty people. I can’t imagine the type of butt crust this guy was working with down there. This might be allowed in Citi Field, but don’t bring this shit (literally) to Citizens Bank Park Mets fans:
@nickdemarco14 @Barstool Philly @Barstool Sports @Phillies @MLBonFOX had to tell his wife the horrific scene unfolding next to her! #metsfansaretrash #omg your a scum bag!
Ugh I want to puke every time I watch him go to the cheek and then the hat. That’s how a global pandemic starts and patient zero here is a superspreader. At least we know there are a bunch of Mets fans with pink eye now with all the high fives this guy delivered after the game. He had more sticky stuff on his hand than Edwin Diaz.
And don’t think I didn’t see that sly swipe across the cheek so he could get a whiff of Fromunda Cheese. Put this guy on a list:
This is an insane position to find yourself in in public. At no point have I watched a playoff baseball game and wanted to give my crack a nice debit card swipe:
And I know people are going to bitch and say these guys shouldn’t be filming him. I disagree. We need to point out weird behavior more in society. I want to know who I should avoid. If this guy dug this much in a minute imagine how many times he went for buried treasure over nine innings. When you don’t shame people and let them get away with everything you end up with the shampoo and deodorant locked up at your local CVS. The guy filming is basically Jane Goodall and his specimen is this monkey. Exhibit A:
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com