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Nick Castellanos is Turning Johan Rojas into a Dirty Little Slut

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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Photo Credit: Jeff Curry-USA TODAY Sports

Johan Rojas has locked up the center field position heading into the playoffs. He’s raking right now and is playing better defense than any center fielder in decades. Look at his numbers over the last 50 games, and oh btw he’s displaying oppo power now:

Saving runs. Hitting bombs. And even showing some skin out there in center. Nick Castellanos has taken him under his wing and he’s turning him into a dirty little slut, via Matt Gelb at The Athletic (with ads):

Castellanos has become something of a mentor to Rojas; they spend time together in the outfield doing drills before every game. Rojas, with Castellanos’ permission, started to unbutton more of his jersey as his playing time increased. Now, Rojas is at least three buttons deep and the golden lion he wears around his neck is visible. It’s a confident look.

Between Brandon Marsh, Jo Ro, and Castey, we have the thottiest outfield in baseball:

@espn

She got Brandon Marsh to bark on camera 😂 (via @jordyn 🌷🫂) #mlb #baseball #funny #bark

♬ original sound – ESPN

The family-friendly atmosphere of CBP goes out the window during the playoffs. It’s four hours of hell. Remember when Mattress Mack almost had a heart attack?

(Kinkead – this video gets me every time, when the guy comes in at the end and says “you’re done pal”)

CBP morphs back into the early-2000s when the playoffs arrive. I love it. Leave the children at home. There’s a bunch of sluts roaming around the outfield.

P.S. How long until Rojas comes to the plate with this banger?

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Kyle Pagan
Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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