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Opening Day, Monday

Kyle Scott

By Kyle Scott

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The Atlanta Braves are preparing for Opening Day against the Phillies by spray painting a giant penis on the field. Make sure to work the tip, guys.

Jerk off the ball.

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Kyle Scott

Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.

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