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Phone Lady Totally Oblivious During Rhys Hoskins’ Homer
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Shout out to The Amish Terp on Twitter, who pointed out a violation during Rhys Hoskin’s three-run bomb. Check out the woman on the far right side of the screen, first row, who is on her phone and doesn’t even react:
Rhys Hoskins with one of the most disrespectful pimp jobs ever @BarstoolPhilly pic.twitter.com/3DHULEMALH
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 14, 2022
COME ON LADY!
You’ve got the best seat in the house. You are front row for the first playoff game at Citizens Bank Park since 2011. The Phils just went up 1-0 and the place was fucking electric. Put the phone down, phone lady. You know how many regular fan mongrels (like Pagan) would love to have those seats? They were stuck in the nosebleeds instead.
Someone get Mikey Miss. He needs to call a violation on this woman. Either pay attention or give the good seats to the diehards. Get The Philly Captain in that seat, or maybe Tom Cudeyro, the electrician. Shit, put David Kelleher in that seat. What’s he gonna do, fall asleep?
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com