Phillies

Random Internet Spat: Aubrey Huff and Alejandro Bedoya

By Kevin Kinkead

Published: Dec 4th, 2019 · 11:32 AM EST

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Aubrey Huff should already be on every Philadelphia shit list after what he did in game four of the 2010 NLCS.

Now retired, this jabroni has been going back and forth with people on Twitter for more than a week now, after posting a political jawn involving guns, Bernie Sanders, and Donald Trump.

No judgment on that, honestly; if he’s a conservative and a 2nd Amendment guy, then go for it, but some of his responses have been whack, like juvenile and corny replies to people who have been ragging him.

Among those who jumped in was Philadelphia Union captain Alejandro Bedoya, leading to this:

Let me get this strait. @AleBedoya17 a soccer player I’ve never heard of is calling me a fake tough guy? How many times have you flopped like a bitch? Thank you 4 reminding me there was @MLS in America. I think I speak 4 the majority of Americans nobody gives a fuck. @PhilaUnion https://t.co/jK1eLT2kjU

— Aubrey Huff (@aubrey_huff) December 4, 2019

Let’s be honest; Aubrey Huff would fall over dead if he played 10 minutes of Major League Soccer. He would seriously have a heart attack if he tried to replicate what Bedoya does on the field. He also can’t spell the word “straight.”

And yeah, flopping is a problem in soccer, same as the NBA, but at least these guys are out there playing (relatively) hard on most nights while baseball players are sitting there scratching their balls and spitting sunflower seeds and stepping out of the batter’s box on every other pitch.

Not an anti-baseball take, because I like baseball; it’s more about the comedy of a guy like Aubrey Huff, who wore his wife’s thong, rolling out the same tired bullshit we’ve been hearing for decades now. Soccer is “un-American” and all that horseshit, which is funny to me because Bedoya represented the United States National team in a World Cup.

In case you need more proof that Huff is a scrub, check out some of these tweets:

I remember her! First off your mom wasn’t that hot. I wasn’t hitting all that great at the time and needed a #slumpbuster. She served her purpose. Started raking after that. Think I hit .450 that month. By the way tell her to douche more often! 🤮 #summerseve https://t.co/5cmTC9XbpI

— Aubrey Huff (@aubrey_huff) December 3, 2019

It says in your bio you’re “enraged daily.” It shows in the bags in your eyes. Maybe a vibrator will help with the stress. 🤷🏽‍♂️ https://t.co/EWATLS0ECG

— Aubrey Huff (@aubrey_huff) December 4, 2019

Just read your profile. I hope you find that heart transplant. Or else you’ll be in a burial plot. I’ll be praying for your soul. #Jesussaves https://t.co/2tWtCwIC0A

— Aubrey Huff (@aubrey_huff) November 28, 2019

Good stuff, dude.