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Ted Cruz with Yuengling, Yards, and Wawa Pretzels

Kevin Kinkead

By Kevin Kinkead

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Photo Credit: Erik Williams-USA TODAY Sports

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Actually – no it’s not. I have a quick question – why was Ted Cruz in the Astros parade? Was Rick Santorum part of the 2008 Phillies parade? Serious question. I have no idea. Imagine if Kenney, Krasner, and Helen Gym jumped on a double decker bus during the Birds parade. Is there a reason for politicians to be involved in these types of things? Quit dickin’ around and fix the country! Gas is four dollars and I’m getting reamed at the grocery store.

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Kevin Kinkead

Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com

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