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Allen Iverson won’t Rest Until He’s Baked at Every NBA Arena

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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screengrab from video (@houseofhighlights)

On Tuesday, Allen Iverson was courtside at the Sixers vs. Suns game really enjoying some popcorn:

Iverson after 2 blunts:

https://twitter.com/Kylesphine/status/1491235847748067331?s=20&t=jCbGV94mNO_3avdAXr7GCA

Look at this guy, stoned out of his mind giggling and eating popcorn. That’s how you do retirement. Listen, when you have a stake in a Cannabis company you’re going to smoke as much weed as you want. What, are you not supposed to test the product? Does the CEO of Coca Cola not have a separate fridge for all the Diet Coke he drinks? Of course he does. If I was an investor in Federal Donuts it’d be in my contract that I have a dozen assorted warm donuts in my kitchen daily to wish me, “Good Morning.” I love the rolled-up ski mask too. Such a bad ass move. You think he maneuvers some type of gasmask, Laremy Tunsil style? Who am I kidding, he definitely does. –

This isn’t Iverson’s first time enjoying some basketball after a little bit of vitamins. Here he is cooked in a box at the Rockets game a couple weeks ago. The buffet stood no chance. –

That’s two stadiums A.I. has checked off the list so far. Lets do all 30 on an Allen Iverson Bubba Kush tour. Him and Snoop can smoke some weed at Crypto.com Arena. Jokic’s brothers could use a downer or two. I want to see Mitt Romney’s head explode when A.I. is on the jumbotron smoking a fat blunt the size of a yardstick. Ball’s in your court, NBA.

Kyle Pagan
Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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