Ad Disclosure
Evan Turner Has “Mud Butt” Since He Refused to Wipe His Ass with Spencer Hawes’ Obama Toilet Paper
By Kyle Scott
Published:
There’s a headline I… totally expected to write one day.
I wish I had more commentary to add, but I’m still recovering from my snow day decision to drink my homemade jalapeño infused tequila and top it off with a neighbor’s home-brewed saison and tripel. If you need me, I’ll either be cleaning the bathroom or curled up in the corner wearing sunglasses and sipping on a warm Coke. Happy Valentine’s Day.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.