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Human Beings Have Agreed to Pay Andrew Bynum Millions in Actual Currency
By Kyle Scott
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Proving that you can be a total slug in your existence and still have people lining up to pay you millions, the Cleveland Cavaliers inked Andrew Bynum to a two-year, $6 million (guaranteed) contract. The deal could be worth as much as $24.5 million if Bynum reaches a number of incentives, such as playing basketball.
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The agreement includes reasonable incentives on playing time and games played for this season that could pay Bynum $12 million, a league source said. The Cavaliers hold an option for the 2014-15 season worth $12.5 million.
Not a bad deal, actually. The Cavs minimized their risk and gave Bynum real incentive to not be a loon (like, 18.5 million incentives). And with LeBron becoming a free agent next summer and the Cavs reportedly a potential landing place for the Akron born two-time champion… well, a healthy Bynum would make a nice sidekick.
Cleveland is not exactly the most exciting destination for our loon, but hey, at least they’re not Detroit:
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.