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I Don’t Give a Rat’s Ass if LeBron James Lives in New York City and Commutes to Philly
By Matt Schultz
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LeBron James is a Sixer and everyone who’s not a Sixers fan is furious. The hate and negativity and jealousy and cope is coming from all angles, and one that’s jumping out to me is the discourse around where LeBron will live. According to Brian Windhorst, LeBron is planning on residing in New York and commuting to Philly for Sixers games, possibly by helicopter, and people are trying to spin that as a negative:
Why doesn't he want to live in Philadelphia?
— MisterKnight (@Knig43306Knight) July 27, 2026
Nothing says 'I’m fully committed to the city of Philadelphia' like refusing to actually step foot in Pennsylvania unless there’s a game.
— Victory (@victory_enzo) July 27, 2026
King said I want a ring in philly but that shit too booty for me too live in 😭
— STΞY (@_CBLOC_) July 27, 2026
Even LeBron doesn’t want to live in Philly and he just signed a contract to work there.
— Final Buzzer Sports (@FinalBuzzerHQ) July 27, 2026
Should tell you everything you need to know.
I don’t get this. Who cares? Are Sixers fans supposed to care if LeBron lives in Philly? Why would I care about that? Using this to dunk on Sixers fans is such a reach. LeBron is a business guy. He’s a billionaire. He’s got all kinds of businesses going. He’s in entertainment. He does podcasts. He produces TV stuff. Considering those things are also his job, it makes sense for him to live in New York. Philly is not an entertainment town or a business hub for billionaires and isn’t trying to be. We’re not owned by Saudi princes and Russian oligarchs. We’re not a city where every person you meet is trying to be an influencer and hoping to get cast on reality TV and doing desperate, unfunny man-on-the-street videos and praying every fucking day for an Instagram sponsorship deal with HelloFresh. We are much better than that. We are normal. But, again, if you’re LeBron — one of the most famous people on the planet with business interests wrapped up in that sort of stuff — needing to be closer to that world makes a lot of sense.
Also, New York is close as hell. Manhattan is 90 minutes by car. That’s shorter than going from Ocean City to Jenkintown. It’s shorter than going from New Britain to University City. People do this commute every day. It doesn’t affect their job. It doesn’t mean they don’t love Philly. Sometimes people have to commute for work/family/living reasons. Not to mention, he isn’t the first Philly athlete to do this. He’s not even the first Sixer to do it. J.J. Redick lived in Brooklyn during his entire Sixers tenure. Did you ever get the sense that he didn’t care about winning just because he didn’t live in Feasterville, or Somerton, or Grad Hos, or Overbook? No. He was a Sixer. He played well here. What else do you need?
LeBron picked the Sixers. I know that stings a lot of people out there. Sorry about that. I’m also sorry that this attempt at bumming us Sixers fans out fell pretty flat. But keep trying. Don’t let this big swing and a miss stop you. Looking forward to whatever cope you have in store for us next.
Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com