Sixers

Joel Embiid has a Message for the City of Philadelphia

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Aug 15th, 2023 · 3:19 PM EDT

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Editor’s note: I am allowing this post because I don’t consider it to be a Sixers post. It’s basically a Union post. The moratorium remains in effect. 

Real recognize real:

Make sure y’all show love to the 🐐 in our city tonight but let’s first get this dub #DOOP #Philly

— Joel Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) August 15, 2023

“Our City”

Thank God. I guess we can officially end the questions about whether the Philadelphia Union are a Philly school or not. Chester is officially grandfathered in. Everything is coming up Delco lately! Suck it, Villanova.

See I told you there was nothing to worry about! It was some dumb Under Armour intern messing around on there. He’s even updated his location. It’s not Philly, but you can’t forget where you came from:

I’m shocked that Messi is Joel’s GOAT, being a Real Madrid guy. Guess that break up was MESSIer than we thought and Embiid knows a thing or two about MESSI break ups. LOL! (shoot me).

Lets be honest though, Joel Embiid has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in the world and that’s wear a Messi jersey to tonight’s game. If he’s there tonight and he calls himself “Troel” like we know he does he’ll wear a Messi Inter Miami jersey in the suite. The takes the next day could incinerate Philadelphia. It’ll make the takes after Jalen Hurts wore a Houston Astros hat to a press conference look like child’s play.

Curtin needs to get the big dog in there if he’s a man down tonight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-23N6yDjBes