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Add Bell’s Palsy to the Growing List of Medical Conditions You Have to Learn to be a Sixers Fan

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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Photo: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports

Joel Embiid just scored 50 points on one leg and a slightly paralyzed face:

You need a god damn medical license to be a Sixers fan. Can we just have normal injuries for once? Bell’s Palsy, thoracic outlet syndrome, gastroenteritis, displaced flaps, and I’m sure I missed some.

Here’s Embiid talking about it after Game 3:

Plenty of people online noticed Embiid was blinking abnormally since the Miami game so it wasn’t like this was exactly a secret:

He wasn’t made available to reporters after Game 1, wore glasses for 48 hours, didn’t look up during his entire postgame press conference after Game 2, and wouldn’t speak any French:

I don’t know if that last one is a symptom of Bell’s Palsy. Good news is it’s a mild case and curable.

Do we do a Dollar Dog event in the Sixers lots on Sunday with all donations going to Bell’s Palsy research? Might have too.

P.S. I love Woj including that Embiid wanted to keep it private in his tweet to his 6.3 million followers.

Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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