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Joel Embiid, Holding Burger, Says The Series Is Over
By Kyle Scott
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Imagine being Joel Embiid. Ripped, rich, famous, and with quasi-capable knees. Smokeshow IG model girlfriend. An increasingly public penchant for Chick-fil-A and burgers. And just straight killing off the Nets with your team up 3-1:

Joel, is the series over?
Over.
Poor Jared Dudley. Like an overgrown turtle, just plodding around sticking his neck out, only to have it kicked by the proverbial foot of Ben Simmons and Joel Embiid, who is taking two wins, Shake Shack and DAT ASS from Brooklyn to Philly with him. Sixers by 40.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.