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Nothing to See Here, Just a Guy Walking Around Philadelphia with a “F*** Ben Simmons” Sign

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

Published:

via NBC 10

Wednesday in Philadelphia:

https://twitter.com/Kylesphine/status/1489244242031620099?s=20&t=89XmeXatGfb4Cqf6KzsAgQ

This guy did the impossible. He found a protest that everyone can agree with. This guy had one mission, and it was to spread the good news of “Fuck Ben Simmons.” From City Hall to Market Street up to 30th St. Station and beyond, this dude got some cardio in while preaching the Gospel for Sixers fans everywhere. He even did it without wanting any notoriety either. Wtf is this mask?

Twitter screen grabs

It looks like the visor Donald Sterling’s girlfriend wore everywhere to avoid the paparazzi after she leaked the tapes:

I love this guy. He lifted his head off the pillow and his first thought was, “Where’s my sign?” When I worked at Comcast, there was a guy who would sit on the corner of 17th and JFK with an “Xfinity is Bullshit” sign and march up and down the street all day every day:

via Reddit u/krazeechest3r

Look at that sign. That sign has seen some shit. Rain, snow, sleet, or hail, this guy was outside. I heard Brian Roberts even came down to try and talk to him and he wanted nothing to do with it. I enjoy a good grudge and this guy held the grudge of all grudges. This guy got charged for a movie rental by mistake once and has had a vendetta against Comcast ever since.

Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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