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Someone Spit on Marc Jackson’s Tesla and He Made the Guy Pee Himself
By Kyle Pagan
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Someone spit on Marc Jackson’s Tesla, and according to Marc Jackson, he confronted him and the guy literally peed on himself:
“Did I handle this correctly?” is a hilarious caption.
Listen, if you’re going to spit on someone’s Tesla, make sure it’s not a 6’10 former professional basketball player that could pummel you immediately. Do your research if you’re thinking about spitting on a Tesla. That one’s free. Leave the spitting for the 5’6 guy going into a Whole Foods, not the guy picking up a 48 long from the dry cleaners. This is a dude who just had to watch a 24-58 Sixers season and pretend like he cared what analysis he was giving. He’s already ornery.
I think the next step is we have to see this video. I want to see the size of the spit. Was it a full-fledged loogie with mucus intertwined, or are we talking about one of those spittle spits when your mouth is dry and it just goes everywhere? It had to be massive if he could see it from far away. Also, what kind of lunatic are we dealing with here? First he runs into Jackson’s chest and then he pees his pants? I’m not so sure we’re dealing with a person that has all of their faculties. Still, I need to see that video! If you were around Spruce street at this time email it to me. And listen, can we knock it off with the Tesla stuff? It’s jumped the shark. Vandalizing someone’s property because you don’t like the owner is the lamest thing ever. Last time I checked Henry Ford wasn’t the greatest guy either and I don’t see a bunch of articles about Escapes being targeted. If you attack someone’s car just because they might defund Lucy the Elephant, you’re a loser.
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com