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The Knicks Partied with a “2026 Finals” Bottle Service Sign After Being Knocked Out of the Playoffs
By Kyle Pagan
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I thought I was getting Centel’d for a second. I stared at the picture for 20 minutes before realizing the “Finals 2026” sign was actually real. The Knicks don’t even have a coach. There’s been well-documented fighting inside the front office and in the locker room and we’re getting “Finals 2026” bottle service signs. This might be the worst bottle service sign I’ve ever seen:
No chance in New York’s illustrious recent sports history does that sign come back to bite them in the ass. No chance. There’s just no chance that after giving up 10 first round picks and throwing money at guys hand over foot while Thibs ran everyone into the ground doesn’t equate to another Eastern Conference Finals berth and this time a series win. No chance. Did I mention there’s no chance? Bookmark this when they’re in the Finals next June.
Poor Josh Hart couldn’t even get good real estate at the table. If there’s any inclination he won’t be back next year it’s Cam Payne getting the upper step. “Guys what’re you talking about? Guys? Guys what did PJ say? Can I get some hookah? Guys!” –
How long until we get this picture?
I feel like New York is heading into a Golden Age:
Sports, entertainment, lifestyle, all of it. When New York teams rattle off 10 different championships over the next decade we’re going to look back at 2025 and see that we were so naive when we laughed at Knicks fans for climbing on top of billboards to celebrate the second round win.
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com