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The Sixers Received Donovan Mitchell’s Wrath Because a Kid Pissed Him Off on NBA 2K

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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Two games back-to-back on the road? Weird Sixers injuries? Were those the reasons why they lost to the Cavaliers last night? Nope. It’s because some kid pissed off Donovan Mitchell on NBA 2K before the game and he went off for 46 points:

Sometimes you gotta know when it’s your day and know when it isn’t and once that kid opened his mouth the Sixers were going to get belt-to-ass from Mitchell. Just imagine if that kid never said anything. Does Mitchell have a pedestrian 30 points? Maybe he scores 20 and the Sixers eek out a gritty win on the road. All because this little shit had to run his mouth the 76ers are on a two-game losing streak and now sit at 5-3. Mitchell treated the Sixers like the Make a Wish kid in that Chappelle’s Show clip:

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How do we get find this kid and make sure he’s in every 2K lobby Joel Embiid is in for the rest of the year? Like some sort of hired pest. He pisses off Embiid. Calls him washed. Constantly reminds him he’s never made it out of the second round. All the stuff he consistently hears online, but it hurts more cause it’s going right into his ears into his medulla oblongata. People are already giving up on the big man. They’re saying the offense can’t be run through him anymore. They’re saying he should’ve been benched in the fourth quarter against the Bulls. The fire in his belly is flickering. We need to find this kid, stat. He’s obviously one of the greatest roasters of all time if he’s getting under NBA player’s skin. Like a young Jeff Ross:

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Man….

Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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