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The Sixers’ Social Team is Trying to Subliminally Tell Us How Ass the Team is
By Kyle Pagan
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Nobody is safe from the Sixers’ bullshit. Not even the Sixers social media department. Unless they’re trying to subliminally tell us how booty the Sixers are this season. The “Anal” font is probably going on the shelf. They’ve deleted the tweet and IG post and haven’t tweeted or posted a final score graphic since, lol:
Fitting final score since the Sixers are playing like booty
(via @mollyhannahm) pic.twitter.com/n4rAzNODo5
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) November 25, 2024
99 ANAL 125. You want to know how the Sixers game went last night? Let the social team tell you. The funniest part about the score is it totally distracts from Tyrese Maxey’s clown hair with the cotton candy on top.
It’s been an ass-heavy season for the Sixers. The team is playing like it and Joel Embiid is digging in his before free throws:
No way Joel Embiid is digging in his ass and sniffing it before he shoots free throws 😭😭pic.twitter.com/XU0382yee1
— Hater Report (@HaterReport_) October 26, 2024
Embiid is back to this wedgie sniff Ft routine he used a couple years back for a gag I guess? pic.twitter.com/iRdSv6LvYO
— DaveEarly (@DavidEarly) November 13, 2024
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com