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The Sixers, Who Would Benefit Greatly by Losing to the Heat, Let (Update) Everyone on the Team Draw up Plays!

By Kyle Scott

Published: Apr 15th, 2015 · 9:01 PM EDT

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In a battle to see who can score fewer points this evening, the Sixers reached deep into their bag of tanking tricks and let Nerlens Noel – of course not playing because, ah, you know, some ankle thing or whatever they put on the injury report – draw up a play. I texted Jim about his Tweet, and unfortunately for the Sixers, the play… worked:

I remember when John Kruk got to manage the last game of the year in the early 90s, and I think the Phillies won. Maybe Brett Brown should tell Noel to step away from the whiteboard.

UPDATE: Everyone gets a turn!

https://vine.co/v/ezWU3h7eLOh

Also, apropos of nothing, here’s an actual sampling of the participants in this drek:

And, my favorite Allen Iverson fan photo of all-time:

https://instagram.com/p/1hCIA7R4OM/