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The Taiwan Animation Video on the Cavs/Wolves/Sixers Trade Just Makes Me Feel Bad for Anthony Bennett
By Jim Adair
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You know it ain’t news until it’s got a wacky Taiwanese animation video explaining it. The pending three-way trade between the Cavaliers, Wolves, and Sixers is documented and very plainly explained in the video above, produced by Taiwanese Animators — not the company behind many of the originals, but by many of the same animators, supposedly. It’s just how it’s going to happen in real life. For example, Kevin Love will walk out of the “toxic Lake Eerie” covered in green goo and then grasp hands with LeBron. LeBron will hip-check Andrew Wiggins into outer space in front of the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. Super fat Anthony Bennett will get stuck in a basketball rim and the backboard will fall on top of him. This is exactly how it will all go down.
When he's not writing about sports here or ranting about them on Twitter, Jim is probably watching X-Files on Netflix or drinking a beer somewhere. Jim has nothing against hockey, it's just not his style. He once met Duce Staley at a Sixers game.