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Bull Chills on I-95 After Escaping Slaughterhouse, But He’s Dead Now
By Jim Adair
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Thanksgiving traffic is nuts this year.
Today, a bull escaped “from a vehicle parked in front of a slaughterhouse along Delaware Avenue, and made a break for it.” It wandered up on 95:
Another pic of the apparent #bull that was on the loose in #Philly. This one taken on I-95. Courtesy: bobtop88 @NBCPhiladelphia pic.twitter.com/Y3RFYzMryq
— Richard Washington III (@RW3TV) November 22, 2016
TFW you just have to go to the strip club for lunch (photo from @phillykelly) pic.twitter.com/iJ3eS2KyOX
— Zoo With Roy (@zoowithroy) November 22, 2016
Bull apparently on the loose in Philly. Pete Colon spotted her outside Kensington HS. He ran down 95. Police just caught him in Chinatown! pic.twitter.com/XdbHtzMwWe
— Vince Lattanzio (@VinceLattanzio) November 22, 2016
Look, if the bull escapes the slaughterhouse, I feel like you gotta just let him go. That’s the rule. Like the urban myth about executions. That bull got the better of you, so now he’s free to roam. That’s what happens in an ideal world. Not here:
A state game officer fatally shot the bull, which escaped from a slaughter house. https://t.co/fy4sGsluZH
— Dana DiFilippo (@DanaDiFilippo) November 22, 2016
No word on if he was able to make it into a china shop.
When he's not writing about sports here or ranting about them on Twitter, Jim is probably watching X-Files on Netflix or drinking a beer somewhere. Jim has nothing against hockey, it's just not his style. He once met Duce Staley at a Sixers game.