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Does Using a Toilet to Save a Parking Spot Make You a Badass?
By Kyle Scott
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I don’t live in the city, so the saving parking spot phenomenon, to me, means leaving enough room in our two-wide suburban driveway for both SUVs and the massive snow mounds. Shit’s hard-knock out here in Horsham. Anyway, I know it’s a thing in the city and I applaud a good spot saving effort– you’re tempting a vicious car keying and a possible gunshot wound. So this toilet move, a picture of which was tweeted by the Philly Police Twitter account*, which is on a crusade to curb spot saving**, earns a perfect 10 from me.
*Don’t know how I feel about the police being all swarmy on Twitter. I know it’s a big thing in Upper Darby, but I like my cops hardened and pissed off.
**Best pun I’ve ever written.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.