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Dog-Riding Monkeys and Sundresses, Promotions in Baseballtown This Week
By Jim Adair
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Minor League baseball is fun. It’s cheap, and there’s cheap food, and it’s solid, stakes-free entertainment. But the best part? Every once in a while, there’s a COWBOY MONKEY RODEO. And that time has come, friends.
Tomorrow, at the Reading Fightins game, along with a $1 off all beer Happy Hour, there’s gonna be a goddamn COWBOY MONKEY RODEO which features “Monkeys Riding Dogs Herding Sheep.” It’ll look like that above, but ya know, with sheep. Please, if anyone goes, we’ll be waiting for pictures.
The next day, it’ll be followed up by “First Day of Sundress Season w/ Free Ticket for ALL Fans Wearing a Sundress,” which should be fun for the dozen or so dudes who think they’re the only ones with the idea that they’ll wear a dress and be the talk of the stadium.
When he's not writing about sports here or ranting about them on Twitter, Jim is probably watching X-Files on Netflix or drinking a beer somewhere. Jim has nothing against hockey, it's just not his style. He once met Duce Staley at a Sixers game.