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Finally, A Delco Fight in Which No One Pooped on the Other Person’s Car
By Kyle Pagan
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The crappy weather this week must be getting to people because we’ve got two guys throwing hands in the middle of Delco traffic. One guy fresh off the job site vs. one guy who looks like he just got out of a Brazilian Jiu-jitsu class. This is just an old school brawl in the middle of Delco. No guns. No knives. Just vibes. Lets just be glad nobody pooped on the other person’s car:
TBH, I didn’t have a lot of hope for this fight while they were “why I oughta’ing” in the beginning, but then it looked like the geezer might’ve picked up a thing or two in his day. Look at this stance. Hands up, weight distributed on his front and back leg evenly, good center of gravity. We might witness the first ass kicking delivered by a guy driving a Honda Accord:
False alarm:
Oh no the geezer is now inverted! I repeat the geezer is inverted!
This hip toss was worth the price of admission alone. That’s gotta be a former Ridley Raider out of the 155 lb division. The Ridley wrestling program is a feeder system to construction and this guy has been waiting to find a place to blow off some steam ever since graduation. What a move. I laughed so hard when the geezer’s leg peeked over the car.
You do gotta hand it to the geezer for still wanting some more after his head bounced off the pavement here:
Sleepy time:
I’ve been in that position before and it is not fun…I wonder if the geezer made the same sound I did:
Thank god those heroes stepped in because there is no shot the geezer was tapping. That was how his life was ending and he was content with that. He’d rather die on Chester Pike than tap to some snot-nosed Millennial.
Vest might’ve lost me here. I was rooting for the young gun. These Boomers are too yappy. What’s there to be mad about all the time? Shut up and enjoy your 4-bedroom house you got for $100k. The last knee to the mid-section though is just piling on. That’s 10 yards from the spot of the foul:
The flip flop toss into traffic at the end is where he lost me for good. Felt petty. Whatever happened to sportsmanship?
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com