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If Donald Trump (Reportedly) Wants the Commanders Stadium Named After Him, Here are 25 Suggestions

By Kevin Kinkead

Published: Nov 10th, 2025 · 12:26 PM EST

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Hilarious from Don Van Natta and Adam Schefter at ESPN:

President Donald Trump wants the Washington Commanders to name their planned $3.7 billion stadium after him, multiple sources with knowledge of the situation told ESPN.

A senior White House source said there have been back-channel communications with a member of the Commanders’ ownership group, led by Josh Harris, to express Trump’s desire to have the domed stadium in the nation’s capital bear his name. The new stadium is being built on the old RFK Stadium site that served as the team’s home from 1961 to 1996.

“That would be a beautiful name, as it was President Trump who made the rebuilding of the new stadium possible,” White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt told ESPN on Friday night via email.

This is perfect. Commanders fans deserve to have a politician try and put his name on their new stadium. Classic D.C. meddling. I’m sure myriad slimeball lobbyists have been all over the HBSE folks and trying to cut some backdoor deals for political favor. Trying to grease palms and scratch backs. “We’ll give you a cushy position on the BlackRock board if you name the stadium after Trump.” Paraphrasing, of course. Up here in Philadelphia, we’ll stick to naming our stadiums after the bank that pays the most money.

Anyway, here are 25 suggestions for a Washington Commanders home field named after the President:

• The Donald Dome
• Tottenham Bonespur Stadium
• DOGE Dome
• TDS Fieldhouse
• Fake News Forum
• Mar-a-Lago Memorial Stadium
• Stormy Daniels Civic Center
• Woke Park
• Grab Them by the Pussy Pavilion
• Very Fine People Pavilion
• Estadio Anthony Scaramucci
• The January 6th Events Center
• The Orange Bowl
• Alligator Alcatraz
• D.C. Draino Bowl
• Epstein Field at Ghislaine Maxwell Stadium
• Covfefe Command Center
• The Bigly Bowl
• The QAnon Coliseum
• Alternative Facts Fieldhouse
• MAGAluxe Resort and Stadium
• Mike Lindell’s My Pillow Field
• The Swamp
• The Harris-Blitzer Commie Dome
• Frank Underwood Family Forum

What do you think? Get this list in front of the scumbag D.C. powerbrokers, stat!

disclaimer: This is not a political post. If Obama (reportedly) wanted a stadium named after him, we’d write the same post. Plus, 99% of politicians are useless and out of touch. They don’t care about working and middle class Americans. They all deserve to be ripped, whether they’re Democrats or Republicans. Go Birds!