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Jon Bon Jovi and Tiger Woods Are in Newtown Square
By Kyle Scott
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Oh shit.
Hide the women. Jon Bon Jovi just landed in a private plane outside of SAP's headquarters in Newtown Square. He is speaking at tonight's opening ceremony for the AT&T Classic being held at Aronimink.
This means that JBJ and Tiger Woods are both in Delaware County as we speak. Hide all the former strippers and 50 something cougars.
More importantly, where the fuck is there an airport in Newtown Square?
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.